Elon Musk

Advertisers aren't the only audience jumping ship.

What (or should I say who) are they waiting for?

Sunlight really is the best disinfectant!

Elon thinks it's an antitrust violation for companies not to give him money... because he's an idiot.

Free speech absolutist explains that 'free speech' means 'forcing everyone to give him money.'

Welcome to your daily Twitter issue spotter!

Another reason he shouldn't have changed the name of Twitter.

From the least-shocking-news-of-the-day dept.

These firms ain't loyal.

First Amendments... how do they work?!?

In a real galaxy brain take, Musk's lawyers claim no reasonable investor could've believed what Musk spent months and massive resources trying to litigate.

From the it's-a-game-of-telephone,-but-somehow-dumber dept.

Subtle.

Artificial intelligence is a lot like the rainforest except in the way that it's not at all.

Let's see if any lessons were learned.

Long live the terminally online -- hire them too!

I wonder how many Musk tweets will be used as evidence?

Now, this is a story all about how Sam Alito's wife got flipped-turned upside down.

Walking like ducks, quacking like ducks.

On the one hand, it was a huge deal. On the other hand, their client got clowned on the deal.